She tickled me scrotum
And then she held my hand
And as her freind (unknown male)
Pressed his gun against me head
I came in me pants.
2.George Michaels Dick
I have it
On good authority,
from a friend who grasped it
in his hand...
"twas shaped like a mushroom;
and with a thin stalk,
but that what he had,
was a glorious head"
Told me he squeezed it hard
And all the daisys came out!
3. I am a columinst
Well I dont worship jesus.
And of the rest
I dont give a fuck
but one thing I will say:
Andrew Bolt eat my cunt!
Australia Contracted Thus
Publisher: www.spleenville.com
Ed. Senator Santoro & IPA
Kiss my red ruby arse ya fuckin cunt!
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I shot an arrow into the air I hope to christ it hit that amoral greasespot John Howard... Not quite haiku but... hey, these are the days! |
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