set loose upon the Oz public!
PUFF THE NOT SO MAGIC DRAGON
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked in the
autumn mist in a land
called Ostrichalee,
Little Johnnie Hogturd
loved that rascal
Puff,
And brought him
fees and special
tax and other fancy
stuff. oh
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like
he was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee,
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like
he was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee.
Together they would
travel on a boat with
billowed sail
Johnnie kept a lookout
perched on Puffs
gigantic tail,
Noble kings and
princes would bow
wheneer they came,
Pirate ships would
lower their flag
when Puff roared out
his name. oh!
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like he
was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee,
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like
he was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee.
A dragon lives
forever but not so
little boys
Painted wings and
giant rings make way
for other toys.
One grey night it
happened, Johnnie
Hogturd came no more
And Puff that mighty
dragon, he ceased
his fearless roar.
His head was bent in
sorrow, green scales
fell like rain,
Puff no longer went
to play along the
suckhole lane.
Without his life-long
friend, Puff could not
be brave,
So Puff that mighty
dragon sadly slipped
into his cave. oh!
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like he
was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee,
Puff, the inflation
dragon lived by the
sea
And frolicked like he
was pissed in a land
called Ostrichalee.
.oOo.
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Comments (7)
Rigorous Economist
said:
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The inflation genie has been well and truly tamed by the implementation of free-market policies and the allowance of capital outflows across international markets. No capacity constraint can affect the economic liberalisation benefits seen in countries such as China, Norway and Mali. Devising new fiscal counterweights by tightening of the monetary screws ensure direct equity amongst the financial system worldwide. |
YUGO
said:
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So why do petrol prices surge at the merest hint of an interrupted flow of crude from the middle east? |
Rigorous Economist
said:
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If the rate of supply, and by that I mean all links in the supply chain, are affected by extraneous interruption a correaltion of price ratio to demand can occur. Then it is application of the Leftimov-Slogren Curve that can explain the resultant range of price differentials that can be seen at the consumer coalface. |
Unregistered
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I beg to differ! When the Hogstein-Rodenturd curve is sternly applied to the piscatorial data, you will find that the U. R. Allsuckersby criterion is fully satisfied! Just a few minutes digitally probing the Dow-Jones financial fundamentals, will produce a rich flow of interesting raw material. - Adolf von Hayekstein (Professor of Suckontology) |
Rigorous Economist
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I must admit I have never heard of it. In which Journal has it been published? Does it subscribe to the Boyers model of consumer appropriation? In the latest Economics USA I seen a paper on the desirability of impacting fiscal rectitude into the Boyers model but there was no mention of a new curve. Curious. |
Unregistered
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Johnny is royalty! He's now the inflation king. Wear your crown of deceit, your cocksucking majesty! Retarded enough to be sure of WMDs that weren't there, and retarded enough to be sure there was no AWB corruption, when there WAS! *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA* |
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