tune by Condom and Rubberstein
lyrics by Alan Jones
Johnny Angel, Johnny Angel
Johnny Angel, Johnny Angel
You're an angel to me.
Johnny Angel how I love him
How I tingle when he passes by
Everytime he says hello
My heart begins to fly.
Johnny Angel how I want him
He's got something that I can't resist
But he doesn't even know that I exist.
I'm in heaven, I get carried away
I dream of him and me and wonder how it's gonna be
All the fellows call me up for a date
But I sit and wait.
I'd rather concentrate
On Johnny Angel
`Cause I love him
And I pray that someday he'll love me
And together will see how lovely heaven will be.
And together will see how lovely heaven will be.
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Jewy Rebel
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Johny H was a-flyin' one morn' Over south Wagga Wagga...feeling for alarm When he looks down below, and what does he see? Two cajuns pullin' a Muslim on ski's! So he lands, and says, "Thanks for helping your brown brother!" And them two cajuns just looked at each other And said, "He might be smart, but I'll tell you something..." "He don't know a thing about alligator huntin'!" O-wop-bop-bam-bam Who likes a Muslim? o-wop-bop-bam-bam (CHORUS) Who likes a Muslim? o-wop-bop-bam-bam Who likes a Muslim? And the hatin', everybody, is a-gettin' much bigger Rich man travelin' down thru the South Stopped in Lake Macquirarie to get a tooth pulled out When he paid the doctor the charges due He said "My Muslim chauffer's got a bad tooth, too" "Well, I'll pull it...", said the doc, "but you'd better not holler! Cause I'll have to charge you $200.00 Cause here in Lake Macquirarie he can't open his mouth We'll have to go thru his bottom, to get the thing out!" Chorus There ain't much difference 'tween a muslim and a donkey 'Bout as much between an ape and a monkey Ones a little bigger, but you gotta agree There's not very much more that you can see. But a mule earns his livin' by the sweat of his neck While a muslim sits down and draws a gov't check The muslim should be smarter, as a general rule But in a spelling contest, I'd pick the mule! |
Cthulu Worshipper
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Jew, christian, muslim, whatever. You are all worthless before all mighty Cthulu. At your death you will be whisked away for a eternity of pain and suffering. And there wont be a lick of difference your moron messiahs will do to change it. |
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