Gentle Tenant, will you ever be satisfied?
Can you ever forgive?
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The New Tenant
You will soon know me
Mister landlord filth
In this horror reality I bring
You beg for your new suffering
I am the bane of your dreams
I am worse than Death
I come from the depths of Hell
To be the putrid smoke you smell
If I am dead then
I am even stronger
I am demonic leather,
Tied strongly together
In the darkest nights and to
Your safest places I come
You will never know
How I come or go
I will make your children,
Your brothers and sisters,
Your mother, father and friends
Hate you for the Hell that never ends
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Comments (15)
Cynical observer
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Yes, in the terrible apocalyptic future world of Gentle Tenant, there will be nothing but war. |
Ricardovitz
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Fact is, it don't mean no nevermind to me. If'n you's rentin land or cottage from me, PAY YOUR RENT, or I'll throw you off my land my self. And, if'n you turn about and step foot over my property line, I'll blow it clean off with my machinegun. And, there ain't a damn thang you's gonna do about it neither. |
Gentle Tenant
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That will be in your dreams you hillbilly arse egg. It will be awful hard for a Jesus-squeezing lady like you to do anything much after being dragged through miles of your scrub-country underneath a pickup truck, after having your gut cavity filled with dirt from a pig-pen and stitched up real nice with a bag needle and twine. Your head might be left behind on a stick for sentimental reasons - so your boyfriend can still have something to tongue-kiss. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Gentle Tenant, let me introduce myself. No doubt you have heard of Benway Recreational Psychiatry(TM) in your travels. I am that Doctor Benway. I must say, you are a very impressive specimen. Please feel free to drop in for a quick consultation. I am sure we can come to a mutually satisfactory arrangement. I need not tell you that there is much that needs doing. It always a pleasure to meet another professional in the same line of work, if you know what I mean [;-)] |
Gentle Tenant
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Hi doc, I got heads. You might be interested. I got a lot of hints on how to do this stuff from your mates Gein and Dahmer. I pickle real good, you could say. What do you like? I have real estate agents, some real sweeties. Some real fat landlords. I did a couple of tastefully posed property developers. I am planning to go for full bodies soon. I could pose them real cute, but I need some tips from you on how best to do that. I got some live brains Doc - how about that? |
Gentle Tenant
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This falls within the category of "all's fair in love and war" and make no mistake, this IS a war. Another great idea is to drive all the real estate agents out of town. They are all "fair game" as I see it. Of course, you could drastically reduce immigration, but the plutocratic NWO mafia will never allow that. So, just work harder, longer, cheaper, and travel enormous distances to your soon to be outsourced and "rationalized" job. |
Ricardovitz
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You ain't up to terrorizing any Landlord. I rent property to skin-flint cheap bastards like you, and I jack 'em 'round real good when they's behind in their rent. Ain't nothin funner than jack'n a tennant 'round who you own 'cause he's in debt to you. It's like havin my own personal niggers at my beck and call who serve me so long as I want them to. When I tire of these dead-beat niggers, we just turn 'em out in the middle of the night. Then we wait. And we wait, and wait, and wait, and wait for sometimes 5 years. Until one of 'em returns think'n they's gonna git their revenge on us. Now, unlike you Jewish Tenant, I ain't so dumb as to tell ya what we's wait'n for. That's for a genious like yerself to cipher on. |
Gentle Tenant
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Some mighty thick sounds coming from the Jesus-on-a-stick boy. I have plans for you proctology-boy. Got any crows around your filthy tribulated shit-hole? Because you would scare them crows real good after you have been stuffed with pig-litter and your lips sewn up with twine. Nailed up on a cross Jesus-creep. How would you like that? That is as close to your freaky Jesus you will ever get you pig-fondling anal wart. I deal with you holy-boys all the time. I get you swamp girls calling for Jesus something fierce. You could say that I kinda help a lot of parasites find God. |
Ricardovitz
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I done gave you my address, and even some directions fer you to help you find me. I got a little cottage I'd like to rent you, Tenant. Won't even cost you much. I'll make sure it ain't nothin you can't handle. Real nice and quiet out here in the green treed mountains of North Georgia. I even gets some visiters every now and then from town. 'couple of brothers who haul rock and gravel when they ain't growin marijuana. Real nice folks, they is. They bring me their sis to play with so's I don't git too lonely up here. Spoke with them already. Said they's up for payin yer rent for you. Come on by, Tenant, they'd like to meet you. It's a win-win for everyone. Real nice up here on Duncan's Bald. |
Gentle Tenant
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I don't set my clock by these cocksucker religions Ricky, so I might disappoint you this time. Just like Jesus said - you won't know the time or the place. Just think about hanging up there on that cross. Just like your Jesus demon. We will have a real nice time one of these days Ricky. Just you and me. You will be there with tears streaming down your face - but smiling, because I want my heads smiling before they go on a stick. And me saying "Don't let this magic moment end!" - real romantic. But I guess real romantic for you, herpes-boy, is to be some fat, hairy, ugly hillbilly's wet dream. |
Gentle Tenant
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A leading economist says the Federal Government can not do anything significant to ease Australia's chronic housing stress because NWO carpetbaggers will not allow nations to halt mass-immigration from third-world pestholes. But if the main culprits started losing money, it would be fixed immediately. |
Gentle Tenant
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I'm not stupid primate-boy. While you hillbilly warts are having out of season twisters, you won't be receiving any visits from the tenant. How about sticking a Jesus doll up your diseased butt so you won't feel too lonely waiting? |
Ricardovitz
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I reckon if the Tenant is a scared of a little wet weather, he's just a sissy boy. Ain't up to no fight'n. Aint' up to liven the good life up here on Duncan Bald. Free rent and all - and all I ask fer in 'turn is a little chit-chat with my rock-hauler friends. They's gonna teach you all ya need to know about "Crusher Run", "Grad'in & Pavin". Tenant, how can I ease your mind that you don't need to be all scared of our rainy season. My boys will protect you real good, so longs you taken right good care of them. |
Ricardovitz
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The other day I took a fishin' trip Just me and my boat, and no Banjo lip Banjo was my guide, an old colored feller He wasn't very dark, he was a high-steppin' yeller So we launched my boat, and I cranked my motor And up to my nose came a terrible odor I looked around, tryin' to find somethin' dead But it was Banjo with his arm up, scratchin' his head Some niggers never die They just smell that way Now the more he'd scratch, the more he'd sweat And I'm here to say he was-a-chokin' me to death So we loaded up, I just couldn't go on And I coughed and I gagged, all the way home When I dropped him off, I was next to dine My nose was-a-runnin, and my eyes were-a-cryin' The smell scorched the hair right out of my nose When I got home I had to burn all my clothes Some niggers never die They just smell that way |
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