Inspired by a quote.
Mother told me to get out of bed,
so i did.
And glided out of my bedroom door with my belly a ballast of methane
and my room it did smell very clean.
Because, my farts I kept within.
Sat in class, on my arse, and no smell came from me.
The other belching brutes kicked and farted a storm but to me,
my teacher was nice and warm and she said:
"Come to my office after school for you did not pollute the room."
And so it was that the home bell went, and I toddled off to my teacher's room.
It was dark in the gloom but she whispered and said:
"Take your pants off I want to give you head."
Well she sucked and sucked and it felt rather nice,
but suddenly a feeling gripped my bowels which I could stop with no trick or device.
My belly it bubbled and popped and then my pecker started to throb;
and so it was that when I came all the gas I had kept within also came too...
and I did a big chocolatey mess on her chair.
She wasn't pleased, that you can believe and I was expelled the next day.
SO it is a true lesson of life that you shouldn't be ashamed of your smell.
Let your farts come out wherever and whenever and your life will be free as well.
Pooey Pants Paul
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I led a lifestyle of holding farts in. But in the end all I got was stomach cramps and pooey pants. Squishy, mushy, yucky, pooey pants. |
The Honourable Julie Gillard
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Thank you Flatuu for sharing this very touching story. I will see if we can have an excerpt published in our next national education flyer for students. Pro-active messages like yours are very important to the lives of our young student population and are especially well amplified when put into the context of a true story. Feel welcome to follow this up with me personally or on our blog: http://www.alp.org.au/connecting-with-your-government P.S. I am sure that Kevin will also approve of highlighting this important message as he has outlined similar stories to me relating to, well, let me say, his biological maturation. |
Dr IP Freelly
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In reality it is a rather ambivalent tale, for though he did make a pooey mess by holding his farts in, he was also rewarded by a head job from the teacher. And that can't have been such a bad thing. |
