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Home Local Rudd-Watch Now that the Skidmark has gone.

Now that the Skidmark has gone.

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How long will it be? How long until the Ruddster forgets his people and bends his crosses into swastikas? Will we have to wait long to see him to grow a suspiciously enlarged lower lip? Will tax cuts for the wealthy become his main reforms? Will he have to permanently live in Kirribilli House - "just for the kids" - or some other pressing reason? Will we have to see him doing his dynamic "power stumbles" in the mornings? Will we need an exorcist once again?
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Vlad said:

The only way to warn Rudd is to impale the failed old national rodent. Seeing the non-core skidmark on a sharpened stake will focus Rudd's thoughts wonderfully. We could anticipate careful behaviour from the new Emperor this time.
We would then dance around the bonfire like my people did in the old days. The pigs would also feast well.
December 12, 2007

Porky said:

The pigs are already feasting.

Corruption wins its way to the top in whatever the fashion is for the day.
December 12, 2007

YUGO said:

December 13, 2007

Alexandria Up-and-Downer said:

In the John Howard Party we got a lot of that sort of thing. It is one of the burdens of those who are born to rule.
December 13, 2007

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