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Home Science Studies and Research ANOTHER GREAT AUSSIE INVENTION!

ANOTHER GREAT AUSSIE INVENTION!

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Have you ever been so stoned out of your mind you can't even pack the bong, let alone light it and smoke it?
Concerned with the effects of smoking on your pot headed pleasure?
Then don't worry any more because an Australian boffin has come up with the perfect solution for you:
The Electronic Bong! This device gives the user a concentrated aerosol spray of dope.

"A kind of electronic bong," Professor Laurie Mather, an anaesthesia and analgesia researcher, describes it.

The device was developed in Australia and works by the user inhaling a controlled quantity of dense aerosol fog containing cannabis. As good as sucking on a joint but with no cancer risks; and more cost efficient than eating a hash cookie.
Comments (5)add comment

YUGO said:

So where do you buy it?
May 21, 2003

TEX LUMBAGO said:

You can't buy it. You need a prescription!
May 21, 2003

wohbegone said:

I wish to order an economy pack of hash cookies, please, with a joint on the side.
May 22, 2003

YUGO said:

Well I'm sick I need a prescription. I have a bad case of the 21st Century.
May 22, 2003

FlimFlamMan said:

Yeh I've had that for a while too...
March 22, 2011

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