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Animals get their own back

Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:05 Correspondent
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The animal kingdom today announced that it felt it was vindicated by the recent findings within the belly of a large crocodile. "You bastards have been eating us for thousands of years so why make a big deal about us getting into the act?" said Sam Shark, spokesman for the UAK (United Animal Kingdom)

The human population grimaced this month with photos of a recent crocodile diet investigation: Please note, these images on the next page should not be viewed by the squeamish. Can somebody give me a hand?

Hang on, I think I can still feel a pulse

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Max said:

Sure am glad i'm a vegetarian! Now, if we could just convince a few thousand of these crocs into Parliament House Canberra!
March 28, 2002

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