It slivered off a ship from Rio which had docked in Sydney and has now made itself home in Australia.
Brazilian Cock Snail!
Seeks a warm slippery place to live in.
Don't touch it! When over stimulated it grows bigger and spits out a vile white jam poison.
Only means to control it at moment consist of tying it up in rubber balloons.
Or cut it out of its shell with razors.
If you spot one report it to your nearest Wildlife Officer.
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Dr Ludovico
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It was early this morning, I had just awoken, and - begad! - there it was in all its hoary splendour! |
Unregistered
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Begad - now I understand! It slimed off a PIRATE ship. The Medusa perhaps? Shiver me old timbers! Ugly enough to be PM some day... - Puzzled (but not as much) |
Yugo
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Somebody requested a hybrid dick snail thing and that's the best I could do at short notice..... |
what next?
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You have picqued (pickled?) my curiosity. Who the fuck would request a hybrid dick snail thing? |
Unregistered
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Well, that totally solves the bloody mystery then! Doesn't it? Move on everybody. Nothing to see here. Everybody just go home. The show's over... - Puzzled Again |
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