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Fear of People With Guns

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How Recreational Psychiatry(TM) Helps


I suppose this is a good time to enlarge
upon the topic of fear, guns, and safety.

Most people live lives of pathetic fear.
All they want most is for the nice policeman
to promise them safety, and they will grant
him total power over their lives for this.
Any safety gained this way is a total illusion,
however, and your powerful protector will rapidly
become your powerful persecutor.

Still, the craving for safety remains. What to do?

Here is where my Recreational Psychiatry(TM)
technology comes to the rescue.
With some carefully implanted electrodes, we can
fondle away your fears electronically.

So, when a crazed gunman turns up at your
classroom, lecture, or workplace waving his
gun, you will feel perfectly safe.
Even as the bullets thud into your twitching
flesh you will be feeling calm and safe.

It is optional to feel smug that you are also
disarmed, gun-free, and defenceless.

Now, what could be better than that?

Comments (14)add comment

FlimFlamMan said:

Are the fears of everyone.

Fingers down the throat of love.
Fingers down the throat of...

LOVE...YEAH...LOVE...
April 18, 2007

Ismael Ax said:

Call me Ismael Ax? Another fucked-up Yank with a gun!
April 18, 2007

Unregistered said:

This may be significant: "Call me Ishmael" - The biblical bastard son. The notion of Ishmael as an outsider who wanders the earth.
- The Lord
April 18, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

or Muslim sympathizer. Ismael is one of those Bible folks that got absorbed into the Muslim religion.

This slant-eyed chink from S. Korea killed in the name of his satanic lord, Allah.

He wasn't a Yank, shoudn't have had a gun, shouldn't have been alowed in American. No non-American citizens should be permitted to own guns. They have no rights. Rights are only reserved for citizens, not aliens.
April 18, 2007

withheld said:

Suckass
April 19, 2007

Clunt Westwood said:

Dickadovitz you asshole the "chink" WAS an American citizen, and he fulfilled the American gun-toting dream by living out the American way of life as featured in movie after movie and in... Iraq! He died as all Americans should: shooting each other, like the ignorant assholes they are. Hey, why not join him?
April 19, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

His parents were let in on some kind of visa. He was Korean, which is essentially Chinese.

Aussies used to know a thing or two about freedom and American. But, now that they've been castrated, they seem to think more like caged animals with female hormonal problems then free men.
April 19, 2007

Lemmy said:

Ricky my lad you are a sick puppy! I suggest you follow the "Chink"s example and live up to your own moronic standards by sucking on a shotgun. Your rants certainly demonstrate why the USA is so loathed around the world today.
April 19, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

Who exactly is "the World", Lemmyng? Why should I be one bit concerned what "The World" thinks about Americans? Do you think "The World" is in love with White Australians? Are your people more loved than mine?

Don't deceive yourself, Lemmyng. You are every bit as hated as we Americans are, if you are of white European decent.

People love to hate and loath those that are successful, and cheer on those that are down-and-out or unsuccessful. I don't rightly know why, just human nature I guess. For example, people will spend decades trying to figure out why the crazy chink randomly murdered 36 people. They will feel sorry for him (I've already heard two students express this). They will wonder what bad things people did to him to make him that way. They will pitty him because he was bullied or taunted. They will pray for him. However, hardly anyone, other than the victims' familes, will remember the innocent that were murderd. The media could care less about what made them tick, what kind of people they were, what bad or naughty things other people did to them.

So, Lemmyng, I feel quite honored that the world does not pitty me, does not feel sorry for me, and even loaths me some. That translates into envy and jelousy, which confirms that I, and America are on the right path. The path of industriousness, the path of success, competitiveness and vigilence.

Perhaps you and Australians loath me and Americans, partly because we can have guns, can have military weapons, and you can't. The fact that any American owns firearms should be completely irrelevant to Australians or Europeans. We cannot affect those people with our guns, even if we so desired. But, it serves as a reminder to the people of Australia and the people of England that they secceeded their rights and freedom to their governments in a quest for "safety", and false relief from fear of harm. It also serves as a thorn in the side of European and Australian governemnts that the people could one day demand their guns back; could demand their rights and freedoms back from their governments. That scares them. People like me scare them. Free people like Americans scare them. That means that we Americans have not yet been stripped of all of our freedoms, and that "fear" and loathing, is really respect.
April 20, 2007

My nose looks like a pacifier said:

He has a difference of opinion
April 20, 2007

Venting Wasabi said:

Glad to say the rest of the world understands that Duhmerica is a hopeless basket case and nothing to be emulated. All Duhmerica knows how to do is TRY by force. It ALWAYS loses and will no doubt, after getting booted out of Iraq, sulk in myopic insulation as it used to pre WW2... Ignorance, arrogance and violence... You people are a laughing stock!
April 20, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

WWII brought us liberalism, unwanted imigrants, the first wave of parents who couldn't properly raise children, and then chrildren who turned into Drug-Guzzling Hippy Lemmings.

They now call them "Baby Boomers", but what they really are are Brain-Bumbling drug addicts.
April 21, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

Just go have it in someone else's country!
April 24, 2007

Unregistered said:

If the politicians don't get us, the microbes will. There is a good chance of being bashed to death in the street these days. You may die bleeding in the gutter, or die in agony with a microbe eating your guts, but thank God you will not be dying by the bullet. That would be too quick for most lemmings. It is all for the best that they die slow, and in misery.
- We are doomed
April 24, 2007

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