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Home Science Studies and Research GET THE HORN AND FIGHT CANCER!

GET THE HORN AND FIGHT CANCER!

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Oh those eggheads have done it again. Not content with letting us all have boners up until we are 90 years old, they have now discovered anti-cancer properties in Viagra!

Don't believe me? Then read this: Viagra cures cancer!

It is from the august journal of the Rockefeller Institute so it must be true.


ps sildenafil, tadalafil, and vardenafil are scientific names for Viagra.
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Chato said:

If you can't crack a fat while undergoing chemo, when can you crack a fat? I ask you!
I want a drug that has strong anti-politician activity, and still lets me crack a fat without GST (Grossly Swollen Testicles)!
November 28, 2006

Willy said:

Is this stuff available on the internet?
November 28, 2006

pHARMACY oNLINE said:

Grass, goose, juice, loose, pussy, flussy, ice, yabba, speed, the quick, the slow, smack, horse, naked horse with naked chick, dope, religion, semen, mushies, rollies, doobies, goobies, booze, metho, grappa, a bit of yor old papa, LSD, peyote (chicken optional), nekkid chicks on motorbikes, bikies red raw cockies, cane toad skin, yage, morpine, opium, A-Z of Sigma Catalog, you name it I want it, formaldehyde, nitrous oxide, crack, coke, ketamine, what ya got?, ether, phorbol myristate acetate, dimethyl sulfoxide, ethanol, petrol, the ground up remains of your dead wife, ashes in the pipe, bong water, whatever, whenever, I want it. Now.
November 30, 2006

Unregistered said:

I haven't tried it - but dried and powdered politician brain is better than crack!
Just passing this info on in case an energetic psycho needs new ideas.
- Maggotrot Thatcher
November 30, 2006

Mario said:

I've got the horn
March 31, 2010

Herr Fuckeduncle said:

Join the club Mario.

Hairy Fucknuckle
March 31, 2010

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