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HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN MORPHINE!

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In perhaps the greatest scientific breakthrough of the century, scientists have discovered how to make your own body produce morphine:

Stimulate the phagocyte! Wei Zhu, Patrick Cadet, Geert Baggerman, Kirk J. Mantione, and George B. Stefano
"Human White Blood Cells Synthesize Morphine: CYP2D6 Modulation"
J Immunol 175: 7357-7362.
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agitprop said:

Well thank christ for that! Now I'll get some fucken sleep!
November 21, 2005

Chato said:

I've told 'em so many times,

"stimulate the phagocytes",

"just stimulate the phagocytes".

Did they listen to me? No!

It can make you feel so unwanted.
November 21, 2005

Anonymous said:

I tried stimulating the phagocyte next door but all he gave me was some brasso?



Wiggins
November 22, 2005

Chato said:

Bad dope!

November 24, 2005

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