Oh you worthless human scum. You toddle round the earth pontificating on everything with your useless 'scientific knowledge'. You are the dimwitted remains of bacteria that grew from the shit of our mighty lord and master Cthulu. The farts of Cthulu contain more wisdom and knowledge than the entirety of humanity. Grovel before him and prostrate your rectums to his glory. He will suck your living juices with a straw.
Oh mighty Cthulu, who lets humans live only on his whim and fucks their gods at will, punish the non-believer with your burning eye and fetid breath. Take their children and smite them on the rocks...
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H.P.L.
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." (In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.) |
Ricardovitz
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last night, and woke up with a bloody ass after getting butt-raped by his crack-carazed boyfriend. Let's Pray together: Lord? Why couldn't you have produced a more deadly strain of AIDS? Why must we suffere the rantings of Homosexual Dope-crazed rejects; listen to their sobbing crys and cowardly wimpers? Please do something about AIDS - surely you, the almighty, can make a better strain of anal infectious diseases. |
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