In the heart of every Zionist Jooman, festers
a deep envy of the uncircumcised.
A new breakthrough technology is being applied
to the problem by Dr. Makus Sick and his
assistant, Dr. Condom Rubberstein.
The Zionist Medical Militia have wondered what to
do with the loads of used foreskins that have been
found on the various battlefields, but now the
problem is solved.
Dr. Condom Rubberstein was very excited with
the success of the new Zionist techniques:-
"There is no reason for a good Jooish boy to
feel inferior to other boys. We can stitch a
perfectly ugly old skin onto his thingy and he
can look just as disgusting as nature intended!
If we run out of skin, we can just invade any
land that has some foreskin trees growing."
Oz PM John Hogturd will be among the first to
have a full head graft with this technique.
He qualifies as a full Zionist Jooman, and he
wishes to make it even more official:-
"I pledege allegiance to the Yoo-Ess-Ay, but
Israel is always first in the space where my
heart should be."
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Comments (4)
Lost Semitey Forgetty
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Im justed wasted tissue. Remove bits at will...i won't mind. No. Not a bit. |
Yo! Semite Same
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Sad to say anti-semitism is on the rise... thanks to Israel's crimes against humanity in Lebanon, Gaza, etc etc... |
Me
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Lesson from Ricardovitz.... 1. I just say the same thing over and over... 2. There is no problem a bigger gun can't solve... 3. I am idiot... |
Ricardovitz
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You get a total of 65% on your reading comprehension exam. Number 2 is somewhat accurate, so I decided to give you 31 out of 33.33 points. You loose two points and the fraction for leaving out "alternative weapons" such as poison gas and chemicals, fire, masers, sasers (sonic lasers), and particle beam weapons. But, in an attempt to be "politically correct", I didn't want to penalize you for being "special". Number one is wrong, and demonstrates a severe deficiency in reading comprehension on your part. No points. On number 3, you demonstate genuine and candid ability for self-criticism, and substantial skill in recognizing just how "special" you really are. Thus, I give you full credit, plus a fraction for extra credit to make it 34. Who said you can't educate a "special" drug-guzzling, pacifist hippy lemming? |
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