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Home Science Studies and Research THE END IS NIGH SO BLOODY WELL LISTEN!

THE END IS NIGH SO BLOODY WELL LISTEN!

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You screwhead satan/saddam/commie loving lefties have better wake up! Jesus is coming and if you don’t believe you WILL suffer an eternity of fire and damnation.

Even now the signs are obvious. And now one more piece of the puzzle has been layed out for you to see…
In the latest edition of Nature magazine there is a highly disturbing
report
on increased sunspot activity. Not since 8000 years ago (the Bible time of creation!) has sunspots been so active the author’s claim!

Read it and weep you lefty atheist fools! For too long you mocked the pious believers of Christ and for your punishment your hairy arses are gunna be transported to the sun to burn ETERNALLY!

Meanwhile I’ll be banging virgins and angels forever in fields of green!

Oh! Praise the Lord!

So stop bitching about lil Johnny winning the election! Forget that. Our only hope is George Dubya getting sent back into the Whitehouse. A man of faith, he is all that stands between our world and the Apocalypse.

God Bless!
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Anonymous said:

Bring out the violins
November 01, 2004

Ricardovitz said:

PRAISE GOD, PRAISE GOD, I'M A GITTEN THROUGH TO SOME OF Y'ALL.

We's all sinners, even me. But, I'm forgiven. I ain't gonna burn in hell when the apocolips comes. I'm ready to fight the good fight fer the Lord when he calls upon me first and then when I done killed all the Devil-infested towel heads, sex-heathens, drug guzzlers, man-hatin lezbians and derranged man-queers, I'm sure I'll be called to a higher purpose and wisked off to thar Grand Heaven.

It's real simple boys and girls. Do what's right. Love God. Fight thar good fight against Devil-folks. Dixie ferever, and God Bless.
October 22, 2009

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