explained. After many years of smearing his
shit on every aspect of Oz life
he could find, the Trillion
Dollar Debt PM can only justify
his actions by the economic
benefits that come from forcing
the citizens to work hard on the
"HOWARD CYCLE".
The Howard Cycle resembles most
pushbikes but the rear sprocket
has been replaced with a bevel
gear that drives a huge corkscrew
that replaces the seat.
As the unfortunate victim pedals
harder he gets screwed even more
deeply and rapidly, and cannot
get off the cycle.
Most Ostrichlians only notice
that something is wrong when
their comb catches on something
protruding from the top of their
heads.
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Chato
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Non-core Johnny has been riding his own cycle. It has finally screwed him real good, just like it has screwed most people! Chalk another one up to the "Howard Economic Cycle" |
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