pure science with elan and verve (I always like
to say that sort of thing anyway.)
I took note of Gentle Tenant's concerns over his
clients that were uttering unpleasant sounds while
they were being attended to by the Tenant. That
reminds me of my experiments in neurology during
the early days of my Recreational Psychiatry (TM)
unit's forays into pure science.
With my typical enthusiasm, I found that I was
losing a lot of my scientific "volunteers" while I
sought to cut the nerves that support speech by
the clever (and artistic) thrust of an ice pick.
Of course the sight of the death spasms of my
volunteers drew much good-natured laughter from my
staff, and I often joined in with the happy mood
when I was not being splashed with spurting blood
from a burst artery.
But that is how pure science advances my friends.
And what would we do without the willing or
unwilling bodies of those who "volunteer" their
flesh for the greater good?
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Herr Fudgedknuckle
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ie for my benefit only. For longer living and loving and banging and whoring! All Praise to the good Dr B! Yours with a cock like a plinth, Hairy Fuckyouruncle |
Ricardovitz
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I reckon since you is only innerested in brains, you won't mind me gettin the rest of him. I figger that if I can't git him good and warm in the summer sun, them Hauller brothers might could have a swell time with him. |
Gentle_Tenant
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I sure hope your volunteers were landlords or similar racketeering filth, Doc. I have great respect for your acumen and talent Doc, and we will both do better if a few scum of the earth give up their tribulated souls for science. BTW Doc, would you have a few ideas on how to stop land-stealing leeches from breeding and spawning their own awful kind? I just cannot abide seeing the awful spawn of land-thieves swarming around the place! Include real-estate agent property pimps in that for me. Thanks again Doc. You are a truly fine man - the finest man, and the saints could take lessons from you. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Dear Gentle Tenant, I do take kindly to your flattering praise. Not everyone recognizes genius and artistic style these days. You are a citizen possesing a rare and deep perceptiveness. Yes, I have also been concerned with the betterment of society, and I have been exploring avenues for controlling the breeding proclivities of the worst forms of subhuman mutant. At times it seems like a losing battle, but it is minds and souls such as yours that carry me over the frequent disappointments and obstacles. Have faith my friend, pure science will not be thwarted. In the end we shall be victorious! More volunteers please! |
Ricardovitz
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Sittin in some Australian nut-house. I think I done found my way on this here forum that is really only meant for sanitarium patients and preverted dope-dispensors. |
Cynical observer
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Ricky, this place is the end-of-the-road for those too strange and lost to fit either the Howardian or Ruddstian procrustian beds that society offers. Those who blunder upon this forum have entered the Twilight Zone or have purchased a ticket on a Ghost-train ride to the Carnival of Souls... |
Ricardovitz
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that makes you want to start a fire or somthin. Cleanse the spirit! Burn a Cross and proclaim your love fer your white neighbor's Dixie love'n daughter. Praise God, Amen! |
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