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Xenox News has hard evidence confirming that the rumours that have been circulating of an assassination attempt on the life of Leigh Matthews are true.



A group known only as Victoria Rules has delivered an ultimatum to our editorial staff warning the Brisbane Lions that Matthews will be "taken out" should Brisbane win the Grand Final for the fourth time in a row. "Our aim is to wipe out the corruption that has taken over the game in the past four years", they claim. "It's bad enough that there are no Victorian teams in the the final. Brisbane must stand down and atone for their sins against the league". Xenox News will keep you updated with developments as they become available.


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Anonymous said:

awwwwwwwwww!


Your just jealous!


anyhows Mark Williams coached winning VFL team; will he do the same in AFL??


and if he does who is behind this conspiracy???


September 20, 2004

Anonymous said:

Umpire Maclaren - secret love tryst
September 21, 2004

Anonymous said:

I've got hard evidence...in my pants!





Boris
September 24, 2004

Anonymous said:

I dont about Lethal but I think they shot a few of the lions out there today.





Congrats Power. Always next year Lions!
September 25, 2004

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