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IRWIN STRUCK BY HOGTURD CURSE

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Steve "I like John Hogturd" Irwin has
fallen prey to the awful "Hogturd Curse".


Many crocodiles will have mixed feelings about
the death by "Hogturd Curse" of the renowned
Oz croc wrangler Steve Irwin.
That great shedder of crocodile tears, Hogturd himself,
knows what mysterious dark force it was that took the
form of a stingray and sought-out with uncanny precision,
the famous Ostrichlian galoot.

Let this be a warning to all those sub-human dirt
who have suckholed a bit too close to the evil
Hogturd, and have received his mark. Surely, once
a dullard has Hogturd wiped into its soul, its
days are numbered.

Farewell Steve - Oz dullard extrordinaire,
another victim of the Hogturd Curse!
Comments (8)add comment

Me said:

trouser snake.

Does that make me a target of PM Hogturd???
September 04, 2006

radical leftie said:

well i for one am not a bit sorry to hear of SquirminVerminIrwin's demise. the bloke was a complete tosspot. anyone who cosies up alongside the vile PM Hogturd must pay the ultimate price eventually.
September 04, 2006

Digger said:

You lefties hate Australia.

Steve Irwin was a proud symbol of our country but you hate him
because he got on with our Leader PM Howard. Go and live in Iran!

Digger

Cranbourne
September 04, 2006

Apolitical Person said:

May you find peace wherever you are and never hear the vile words of the ignorant souls found on this website.
September 04, 2006

Chato said:

It's true, some of us are vile, but never as vile as suckholes.
September 05, 2006

radical leftie said:

yes, it's very true. i despise Ausmerica. i despise the rotten direction that idiots like yourself, digger, and others i will not name for obvious reasons, are taking us down without our permission.
September 05, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

that ain't a stinky brown fecal hole.  They hate anyone who works.  They hate anyone with a family.  They hate anyone who is successful.  They hate anyone who isn't a drug-guzzling hippy.  They hate anyone who would even think about defending themselves.

Basically, Radical Lefties are nothing more than jelly fish-leaches.  They float along through life, getting "high", and partaking in ass-fucking orgies.  They have no success because no normal person can stand to be within 10 feet of the AIDS-ridden, moldy breath, rotten gums, shit-in-your-pants, methanphetamine huffing waste of human flesh.  They ain't even good for harvesting organs.  Sponging off of productive people and complaining are the o­nly two skills a Radical Lefty has honed over the years. 

These people are pathetic.  The military should strap bombs around their chest and a sign o­n their backs that says "KICK ME REAL HARD, RAGHEAD" and  and drop them via parachute into Muslim occupied lands. 

September 06, 2006

Ricardovitz said:

Government Report Card

Throughout the government's term of office it has implemented policies and programmes that reflect the priorities, values and aspirations of the Australian people.

This approach has seen the pursuit of liberalisation in economic policy and modern conservatism in social policy in a fashion that has promoted responsible and competent government.

The benefits that come from this approach – national security, strong and sustained economic growth, lower interest rates and inflation, declining public debt, falling levels of unemployment and high rates of investment – are the foundations for social progress.

To read about these benefits and other achievements of the Howard Government, select the links in the navigation menu to the left.

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How did you backwards-assed people ever elect a quality individual like Mr. Howard?  Y'all don't deserve him.  He's too far to the left for my liking, but not a bad man to electro-shock your bums and hippies into a psuedo state of reality.  Btw, electro-shock theorapy works wonders o­n drug-guzzling hippies.  Juice 'em up with a little heroin, and just as you insert the needle, throw the switch sending 10,000 volts at 1ma through their tiney little brains.  After about 100 times of doing this you get o­ne messed up junkie!  Just watch him try to stick a needle in his arm - it's like a dog pissing o­n an electric fence.

September 06, 2006

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