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Mike Tyson bankrupt!

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Mikey takes off some earAfter earning somewhere in the vicinity of a whopping US$450 to $740 million, mostly punishing, but eventually, being punished in the ring, Mike Tyson, 37, has filed for bankruptcy!!

Spending that kind of money must have been some serious fun however Tyson suggested that the bulk of it disappeared because:
1. Don King robbed him (Tyson's legal suit against King goes on trial in September)
2. His second wife, Monica Turner, spent millions on a lavish lifestyle
3. Massive legal fees.

but some other figures would be interesting to the everyday "watch 'em fall" voyeur: From 1995 to 1997 Mikey spent $340,000 on pagers and mobile phones, $600,000 on his birthday party.

Mike was admonished for the $12,000 spent for the care of his pet tigers this afternoon by Doctor Hugh Wirth and a consortium including Mick Malthouse, Eddie Mcguire and Nathan Buckley (sporting broken teeth) suggested that the nearly $100,000 for limousine services in this two year period was a good example of how far stretching (no pun intended) the reach of the Collingwood Football Club's wipe of 5 ad campaign.

"We are not only the greatest Aussie Rules football club in the world", said Ed, "but expenses like these on bankruptcy claims show how terrific the Collingwood Club is in spreading the message and preventing drink driving."

Ed was reminded by a journalist that the Collingwood message was "wipe of 5" (km per hour) and that the .05 message was being done by another club.

"Doesn't matter", Ed said, "we have won more premierships than most so these inconsistencies are irrelevant. Maybe Mike took the message to mean 'wipe of 500 million'; that is how effective we are for our sponsors; even Mike Tyson is listening"

Boxing historian Bert Sugar was quoted recently: "I remember seeing Mike go into a jewellery shop in Caesars Palace in Las Vegas with a bunch of friends, and they closed the store for them and later I asked the shopkeeper what had happened. He told me, 'Mike was just handing stuff to his friends. The bill came to over $500,000 ($A750,000) in an hour."

Bert also added, "I don't know much about footy but everyone knows that Collingwood has 'lost' more grand finals than any other team"

OuchMikey was once the toughest kid in the world and adored by millions of sports fans around the world.

His descent has included a prison term for rape, many assault charges, mad shit in the ring especially the biting, ripping and spitting out of a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear...

Iron Mike, however, appears to have been studying defence rather than attack of late having quipped recently: "I hate myself so much, you can't hate me as much as I hate myself."

Who would argue with him?
Comments (7)add comment

Anonymous said:

Blame the bitches. Money. Thats all they want!
August 06, 2003

Max said:

I won't come out to play until I hear MORE Dogsbody!
August 06, 2003

agitprop said:

Maybe Mike will go vegetarian too?
August 06, 2003

Anonymous said:

and munch on ears of corn instead?
August 07, 2003

mike tysons biggest fan said:

ok well regardless of how much he spent either way hes a decent boxer and at o­ne time was the best ever i think he would of even fucked up ali if ali was in his prime mike is o­ne of the greats the o­nly mistake he made was letting his sucsess get to his head but who wouldent he KOed ppl in the first round so much i dont think anyone else could of done the same even if he dosent box world class he can still box or go into pride or the ufc or do and exhibiton with bob sapp that would rake in millions and millions i would give my left nut to see them go at it
July 05, 2007

Unregistered said:

July 05, 2007

Ricardovitz said:

fighter. In his prime, no one could touch him. He was pure viscious animal. Pure Id. And, I admire him for that.

He wern't no doctor, no lawyer for sure, and he didn't have a lick of common sense. But, if we remember history, the Neanderthals were physically superior to modern humans, and could easily beat them at a physical match. But, they lived like animals and lacked ingenuity and intelligence. Just like Mike Tyson.

I wouldn't have been able to have survived two minutes in the Boxing Ring with Mike, and I an't a bad fighter myself. But, in the game of life, the vultures pick at this helpless sack of flesh like they would a helpless lamb in a dry desert.
July 05, 2007

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