John Howard: The numbers all go to eleven. Look,
right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven
and...
Aussie Voter: Oh, I see. And most broadband goes
up to ten?
John Howard: Exactly.
Aussie Voter: Does that mean it's better? Is it
any better?
John Howard: Well, it's one better, isn't it? It's
not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be
surfing the Internet at ten. You're on ten here,
all the way up, all the way up, all the way up,
you're on ten on your browser. Where can you go
from there? Where?
Aussie Voter: I don't know.
John Howard: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if
we need that extra push over the cliff, you know
what we do?
Aussie Voter: Put it up to eleven.
John Howard: Eleven. Exactly. One better.
Aussie Voter: Why don't you just make ten better
and make ten be the top number and make that a
little better?
John Howard: [pause] Our browsers go to eleven.
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Herr Fuckyhead
said:
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As long as Johnny's broadband lets me download my special Japanese Performance Art videos quicker he has got my vote! |
Ms Anthrope
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There is one sure way the prime minister can ensure the prompt and practical roll-out of genuine broadband across Australia: RESIGN! |
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