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Drones: Cheapest way to defeat nations.

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Was non-core John paid well for being a drone,
or was he unconscious the whole time?


John Winostone Howard was a small pilotless drone
manufactured by right-wing neo-Liberal think-tanks,
and remotely controlled from Washington and Israel.

A drone looks like a real human being, but on close
examination is seen to be a crude dummy or robot.

We must ask the question: how many drones remain in
the musty ruins of the John Howard Party?
Comments (5)add comment

Cynical observer said:

Without getting bogged-down in unimportant details, here are some important facts.
1. Your car will never be fuelled by water.
2. There is no Santa Claus.
3. John Howard was not Santa Claus.
4. Peter Costello is an awful dork.
5. They are both true criminals.
6. They have mostly destroyed Australia.
7. Aussies will not enjoy their depression.
8. Spectator sport will not save Australia.
9. The magic invisible WMD will never be found.
10. Your "investments" are now unsafe.
11. The media drones will keep lying to you.
12. Australia is turning into a trash heap.
13. Denial is not a river.
14. Weeping billionaires will always cry poor.
15. You must never vote for the Liberal Party.

July 25, 2008

Lord_Cthulhu said:

Your Lord can turn a man inside-out - yet he be still alive and hurting very terribly. Come to me, my children. Adore Your Lord. I have a bag of lollies...
July 26, 2008

Unregistered said:

Whadda ya mean there is no santa?!
July 29, 2008

Unregistered said:

Howard may be a drone but how many times did he get elected to run our country?????
July 29, 2008

Cynical observer said:

Too many times!
July 29, 2008

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