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Home Technology Technology It's no good - can't fix him.

It's no good - can't fix him.

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I tried - I really did! That's the last time I will try to
re-animate the bio-mechanoid PM.
In the end I was infusing formalin,
although I knew it would not help,
(didn't tell the Libs that fact)

He's stuffed, really stuffed.
Even the implanted baby brain tissue
started to rot the moment it touched
the John's putrid old flesh. This is
no "terminator" we have built, he is
as mad and feeble as he looks.
Don't believe the science fiction stuff
about bionic men being super-strong.

How can I get those stingy tightwad
Liberals to pay me before they find
the John rotten in its bed a week
before the election is on?

Oh well, just another day's work,
another pile of discarded human flesh.

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Ricardovitz said:

Fall in line like a good gunless slave and follow orders!!!!
November 03, 2007

DOCTOR_BENWAY said:

Got smegma?

I have! Buckets of A-grade refined old-man
smegma such as you will never see again - at least
not on this side of the extinction of the human race
and its sub-human fellow travellers such as sports
fans. But I digress.

Here we have this fine stuff - I am not at liberty
to reveal its source, and I need a buyer.

Remember that this old-man smegma has come
from Australia's finest quisling ever.
November 03, 2007

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