Meet the Knife of the future: The Wasp Knife:
I'm gonna git me one of them just 'cuz them Brits is all hellfired up 'bout them gittin in the hands of thar angry citizens. Looky here boys and girls what this fine piece of cuttlery can do:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs_________________________________
Weapons Correspondent: Ricardovitz
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Ricardovitz
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Stick a cannister of compressed C02 gas in thar handle, jab somethin live with it, press the little button and WAM, it blows a whopping big bubble of freezing cold gas into the bad guy. Done freezes his organs and blows a big-ol hole in 'em. You could milk yerself a rattle snake, put thar vennom in the knife blade and WAM WAM, the bad guy is tripply-dipply dead! Gutted, Bloated, heart-froze, and poisened to death. My oh my, what will they think of next? |
Ricardovitz
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Hope them Innerdnet Jews don't rip me off. I better git the real deal, boys and girls |
Ricardovitz
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I think I'll git one of them lazer-scratchers to cut me a Rebel Flag on thar handle. Yep, a rebel flag 'd look real perty. Cain't wait to git it. |
Tim Selig
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Overly complicated piece of equipment. James Bond Gadget? What's next? Assault Riffle with UMTS connection to record kill ratings in real-time? |
Ricardovitz
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What them Wasp Knife folks need to do is make one that can attach to my AR15 as a bayonet....with a remote button to make it go KABOOM when I jab one of them zombies with it on the end of my gun. |
Ricardovitz
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And, to that old boy who called it an "overly complicated piece of equipment".....Ain't you never pressed a button before? Cuz, all it takes to work that there old knife is a JAB and a PRESS. That too complicated fer ya? |
Godwin Grinch
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Fer ya? Goodness gracious me, such dreadful grammar but no doubt a fine example of U.S. education. The world, I suggest, has little to fear from such low-brow, know-nothing dimwits. It is no longer the "American century". |
Ricardovitz
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Yep. That makes the both of us, GG. We ain't got no "America" no more. We got Yankees and Dixies...and Kalifornians. Kalifornians is all queers, mexicans and asian commies. Yankees is all nigga lovin socialists. I hale from Dixie, GG. I'm all 'bout the new Dixie Nation. I done welcomed y'all Ausies ta be a part of the Dixie Nation. Thar ain't no state farthest south than Australia - y'all should be proud! |
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