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CHURCHILL'S COCK - AN OUTRAGEOUS MONSTER

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I hate that English...

...cunt. What a disease. He was a cigar-chomping pompous arsehole son of a royal bitch english prick.

But he saved us from Hitler so... we all have to forgive him.

No fucking way; he was a mutant diseased motherfucker.
His cock was a monster no woman could hold.

Oh my dear Winston please let me tell your true story. Mothered by an inbred English bitch and a diseased father. Do you know that syphillis can be transferred from generation to generation? Winston is all the proof you need.

And that cunt Winston was infected from his old man. And so his cock was a mile long; or at least that is what the old boys say. What a fucking fat old english cunt. He wondered down to the beach with his massive tossil dangling out, like the devils tongue.



What is this? It is surely not Winnie's pecker. I'd say it is the smallest penis ever. Winnie's cocks head was bigger than this disgrace.

Now he is a hero. Let us all praise Winston; he stood up to Hilter. Yeh. Him and his monstrous 12" cock did. How many died to save that fat cunts gigantic cock? Our Grandfather's lives were spent so he could wave round his mutant thing to impress the whores of London, Singapore, and Macau.

Oh I hate him; that right ROYAL CUNT. BIG DICK OR NOT HE FUCKED MORE THAN RECEIVED. WHAT A LIAR. ONLY FREEDOM HE DESIRED WAS FOR THE RIGHT ROYAL ARSEHOLES OF HIS FAMILY.

Churchill the fat jolly round fuckwit of English civility is no more than a peverted fuckwit. His gigantic cock was shoved up more sailor arses than anything since Nelson's telescope. And what A DISEASED massive disgrace it was. Now that genetics know best we now know that his cock was a fluke of nature. A snake longer than reckoning. For a white man it was genetic mistake; to have a doodle that dragged upon the floor.

Winston Churchill you are scum; so many boys recieved and none got what you promised.

The boys screamed: "Help me lord! I am stuck with the misery of his enormous penis." Like a Welsh nightmare the giant cock of Winston bestrode the world worse than any Fleetword Mac song....

And now they praise him as a peace maker? He was a fat fucking giant cocked freak of nature.

I came to his grave and made a mess he would appreciate, all white and sticky and stuff.


Abdul,

Baghdad, 2008.

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Unregistered said:

March 21, 2008

Hyacinth Howard said:

I thought this was about Winnie's poultry breeding.
March 22, 2008

Unregistered said:

Has to be him don't it? OK Editor we need fair warning from now on.
March 24, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

I an't Abdul. Abdul ain't me. We ain't the same.

I cain't be no plainer than that, boys and girls

Only one of you Aussie Rainbow-boys or one of them Islamic Homosexual Cammel-Fornicator would put a picture of their penises fer others to gander at.
March 24, 2008

Abdul said:

Well I am the author of the above article. But I am certainly not the author of that picture!

Abdul,

Tehran
March 24, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Old Abdul from Terroran likes tiny peckers. Ain't that sumptin! You meet all kinda folks here on the internet, yep, all sorts of strange critters 'bout these parts.

See, I need to educate y'all on something here. Confederates don't write articles about tiny peckers. That just ain't what we is all about. No siree.
March 24, 2008

Abdul said:

I was writing about that diseased pevert Winston Churchill but for some reason the editor of this rag decided to put in a picture of the world's smallest penis. Why? I do not know.

Whatever the picture is it still does not disguise the fact that Winston Churchill was a monstrous pevert. And that his mutant cock was just another sign of this.

Abdul,
Tehran.
March 26, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

I ain't no Yankee, I'm a Confederate - know the difference towel-head.

And I've read other accounts of Churchill being a homosexual, and they's all wrote by sand-nigger and Ayrab sympathizers.

We're gonna Abu-Grave your ass for insultin our Wester Prophets, morehamed boy.
March 27, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Winston Churchill o­n Islam

A quote from an 1899 book by Winston Churchill, "The River War", in which he describes Muslims he apparently observed during Kitchener's campaign in the Sudan


How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays o­n its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries. Improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement; the next of its dignity and sanctity. The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property - either as a child, a wife, or a concubine - must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men. ______________________________________________________
Shoot, Abdul, ain't much has changed for you people since 1899 - Churchill had you fellas pegged cold as joo-gyna.
March 27, 2008

Abdul said:

Here is another quote from your hero Winston Churchill. This time it is from his autobiography Rum, sodomy and the lash:

'I have always had fond memories of my time in the Royal Navy. Many a day I have sat and enjoyed myself with my memories of giving and receiving the pleasure of well lubricated sodomy.'

So there you go. Straight from the horses mouth.

Abdul,

Tehran
March 27, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

They don't even sell that type of prevert pornography 'round here. And, I wern't buy it none, even if they did.
March 27, 2008

Abdul said:

I see my article is quite a hit with the readers of XenoxNews. Seems they much prefer the truth than the febrile imaginings of a hillbilly from Georgia.

Abdul,

Tehran
August 08, 2008

Abdul said:

It seems the story of that pevert Churchill is finally gaining wider knowledge.

Abdul,
Tehran
November 21, 2008

Unregistered said:

u cunt he won the war for england
December 28, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

And he ain't gonna git him no virgins neither. Nosiree, nothin down thar but a bunch of throny-dicked homosexuals wait'n to rape his ass all up and squirt them hemoroids with hot acid - yep, that's what they do to hell to Ayrab Boys.

L'ill Ayrab gals, they just git themselves all raped-up over and over by the Jew-Devil hisself.
December 30, 2008

jess said:

look here cock sucker! if he didnt do what he did you and your fucking bud bud ding ding country would be in more shit, if thats even possible! half you fucker are in the uk begging us to help your sorry ass! we should of left you with sadam and all the other fuckers and let you kill yourselves off and left us with a terroist free world! he did a hell of alot more with his life than you ever could with yours!
April 25, 2009

Abdul said:

That fool Churchill is responsible for all the troubles of the Middle East. If he hadn't divided up the borders so that he and his corrupt mates in BP could get all the oil there we would not have all the trouble we have today.

Face it, Winnie was a peverted freak of nature who only became PM of England because he was too drunk to know what he was doing.

Abdul,
Tehran
May 07, 2009

jess said:

you people had problems long before churchill was even born! your a bunch of inbred cock suckers! so inbred infact that you have to wear stupid sheets over yourselves to hide how fuckin ugly you lot are! you think sadam did a better job??? just face it you dont like the english because we have everything you want!

May 16, 2009

Abdul said:

...drunken imbeciles.

Safe in their ignorance they think they have something to offer the world, yet the rest of us regard their dismal land as a laughing stock.

Abdul,

Tehran
June 06, 2009

Conclusion said:

Jesus: Champion of racism.

Christ = Hate

Christians = Haters
June 09, 2009

Cynical observer said:

It gets even more exciting when the aliens find humans more tasty than chickens, and far less intelligent.
June 11, 2009

jess said:

all you rag head cunts are good for is blowing ya selves up! 

"Lord knows, them sand-nigger, thick-lipped, ape women of thar Middle East is jest soooooo dern ugly that ain't no o­ne in this world wanton to fornicate with them. Gott harve o­ne of them Ayrab bowie knives up against yer throat to even give a think 'bout fornicatin with them sorry excuses fer a woman."      well said!! thats why they make them wear all them robes n o­nly show there eyes, any more nudity then that n they cant get it up!!

our troops in your county cleaning up your mess! i wish so much that we had left you too it, kill all yourselves off, n left us to get o­n with our lives!!

June 27, 2009

Please Lord - do it now said:

Lord - please create a killer virus that will wipe out every human or human like creature. I have had enough of this hate.
June 29, 2009

Oooops, forgot something said:

Ah, that's better!

August 25, 2010

FlimFlamMan said:

Someone has a new toy...
August 25, 2010

i855 said:

..and a new bucket
August 25, 2010

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