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Silesia and Pomerania: come home to Daddy!

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It has been too long...

The sweet streets of Breslau long to hear their mother tongue.

All I ask is that we make Germany German again.

Surely that isn't too much.
And once we get Danzig back it will be time for glorious East Prussia to be ours again. Oh! Konigsberg! Capital on the Baltic - Fortress of Civilisation against the Barbaric east.

Who would complain? Who would dare complain? All we ask is for what is ours to be returned to us again.


Harry Bismarck Jnr
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Ricardovitz said:

Ain't no need to go mess'n 'round with Germany. I live but 5 miles from Germany and thar tain't nothin wrong with it. Bein just up the road a piece from Clayton, in the beautiful Appalachian Mountains, it's God's Country.


July 12, 2008

I dreamed of Prussia... said:

The beautiful lagoons of the Baltic.

Bracing wind; tall pines; my hidden fortress was my home.

I shall return.

July 12, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

lets me get a typin' on a PC in the back room of the Substance Abuse Clinic in Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital heres abouts Clayton Georgia. Some moonbat shrink is bein' a real bitch n reckons Ricky soon be gettin his brain a cuts up so Ricky dont git to be smokin Meth, guzzling speed, huffin glue and injectin glycol like before.
July 13, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL'S DAMNATION!!!!

Dumb old Tenant cain't even git his facts right - Woodbridge is up in Tennessee - ain't no degenorates nor glue huffers 'tween Clayton and the big River - Urn't less you's one of them trailor tennants, some of them's done the Meth. We keep it nice and clean 'round here. Don't go sperimentin with chemicals; nor playin with people's bung-holes. We leave all that fer you sick citty slicker folks.
July 14, 2008

Cynical observer said:

I checked - there is a madhouse in Clayton Georgia named Woodridge. So now we know about the real Ricardovitz!
July 14, 2008

Cynical observer said:

Woodridge it is, not Woodbridge.
July 14, 2008

Cynical observer said:

(1) Director of Activity Therapy - Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital in Clayton, Georgia. Master’s Degree in Counseling and licensure as a Professional Counselor.
(2)... is the founder and clinical director of Southern Institute of Psycho-Physiology in Clayton, GA. He was affiliated with Ridgecrest Hospital and Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital from 1986 to 1995, where he pioneered one of the first large scale EEG Biofeedback/Stress Management programs in the US, which he designed and directed.
(3)... Her experience also includes serving as: Counselor, with the Woodlands Foundation, at the Woodridge Psychiatric Hospital, in Clayton, Georgia.
(4) WOODRIDGE HOSPITAL (CLAYTON, GA) Detailed Hospital Profile:PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITALS Services provided by WOODRIDGE HOSPITAL:. Beds - Total (Total number of beds in a facility, including those in non-Participating or ...
July 14, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

over yonder in Clayton. I think y'all are just tryin to run one of them mud-smear campaigns on me. I done told the Tenant and the all the rest of y'all where I'm at, and it ain't at no city-slicker, crack-snortin, dope-suckin nut farm.
July 14, 2008

DOCTOR_BENWAY said:

Ricky's case is rare, but here at the Recreational Psychiatry unit, we do at times intake individuals who have become crowded inside their own minds. One of the strangest things about Ricky's disorder, is that the different personalities usually don't know of each other. It is like a switch - crazy person #1 suddenly has gone and crazy person #2 is there like a totally different nutcase! You would never believe how many living brains I have sliced up, searching for the basis of this pathology. Easy come - easy go, I always say.
July 14, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Look who done showed up out of nowhere - Mr. Benway. Mr. Benway thanks he's a Doctor, but he ain't. Ain't never seen the underneath of a hairy scalp. See, folks, I'm a gona give old Mr. Benway here a Doctorin Test:
Benway - you got 30 minutes to complete this here timed test:

1. In Med school, what was the first thang you used a scalpel on?

2. Who makes the tool, Benway, that is used to get inside of a man's skull?

3. What solution do you use, Benway, to separate the cranial muscles from the bone?

4. What's yer prefered method of performin a leukectomy?

5. Who's crazier than a barking moonbat, Benway - you, Chato, or Max Gross?

6. Who done killed the Tenant, Benway - he owes me 2 months back rent, and some party favors for them Hauler Brothers.
July 15, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

it's the real Ricky this time Doc! Thems fakes and imulaters jes not truthin 'bout nothin'. It don't mean no nevermind to me - Ricky knows who he is. That's right ain't it Doc? Ain't it?
July 15, 2008

DOCTOR_BENWAY said:

Hello Ricky, this is Doctor benway. How are they treating you pilgrim? I understand they let you play with a spare PC. That's nice. Don't you think that's nice Ricky? Just do what those nice doctors and nurses tell you Ricky. They are fine folk at Woodridge Psychiatric, and Clayton Georgia is just walking distance from your own little patch of mud. After the psycho-surgery unit cuts those bad Rickys out of your brain, you will feel like a new and better Ricky. Get better Ricky, and go home - your pigs are lonely for you.
July 15, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

"your pigs are lonely for you."

Now, I've done some thinkin o­n this and I'm a puttin 2+2 together here folks. That boy with multiplyin personalities is none other than Mr. Benway himself.

Benway = Gentle Tenant = Ricardovitz (notice thar underline)
I reckon I don't know who else Benway is pretendin to be, but I'll flush 'em out.  Yessiree, that's what I'm gonna do.  See, Mr. Benway, the Tenant is obsessed with pigs and mud, and knowing that Mr. Benway ain't been 'round fer a long time, he wouldn't know no nevermind 'bout Tenant's rants 'bout pigs, mud and such.   
July 16, 2008

Cynical observer said:

It seems that the evil Ricky has added a further psychosis to his portfolio of madness. "puttin 2+2 together" is this a clue about the total number of disordered personalities hiding in the Ricardovitz cranium? I've watched people crack-up online before, but this is the best! I have struck Georgia of my travel list for keeps. I hope the Russians nuke Clayton real soon!
July 16, 2008

YUGO said:

A comment by a registered user has an underline under their name because this is a actually a link. You can click the name and see some more disinfo about them. An unregistered user has no underline because their name is not linked and and an unregistered user can type in any name they want.
July 17, 2008

Ricardovitz said:

Y'all's a bunch of Anarchists and Computer Hackers. Ain't no way a sane Republican would register and give the FBI and a bunch of Anarchists thar personal information. That's like sticken a heap of fire-ants in yer own drawrs.

I reckon though that if yer already registerd like Chato the Mexican, Max the Jew-FBI Agent, Yugo the Anarchyist it ain't but a thang to git yerself a nother name with a line 'neeth it.
July 17, 2008

John Winston Howard said:

You are so right Ricky! I don't want some sawn-off little neo-Liberal wino stealing my nickname and using it to mislead the masses.
July 17, 2008

down in the basement said:

Why is Richardovitz ruining this site?  I think he needs to get some help...
January 12, 2009

Ricardovitz said:

Y'all is the ones needin some help. And, I'm commetted ter given y'all all thar help I can muster up.
January 13, 2009

Cynical observer said:

Please hurry! (Sorry Ricky - but it's all for the best)
January 13, 2009

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