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DUTCH DYKES DANGLE CARROT FOR AUSSIE MEN

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Sick of having a finger in them, a boatload of Dutch Dykes are heading for Oz.
"It is true, yes, that Australia is full of homosexuals?" asked the skipper Caroline van Longeren,
"So we sail here with a carrot in our cunts for future fucking."

At Fremantle the PM stood on the shore and waved a welcome with the rest of the Aussie lads.

"I've brought my fork!" he called out to the lesbian boatload.
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Anonymous said:

...a knife and a fork.
April 10, 2006

FrankBlues said:

Remove the carrots girls, I'm climbing aboard!
April 12, 2006

Lusty Les said:

Lesbo Queen Liz was on board and the old hag lapped every cunt on board.
Laguid Dutch dykes getting a licking from our head of state; what the fuck is going on.
November 17, 2006

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