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Handy Travel Phrases

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This month's handy travel phrase is absolutely essential when travelling alone in foreign climes.

German:
lecken sie meine liebepumpe

Portugese:
lick minha bomba do amor

Spanish:
lama mi bomba del amante.

French:
léchez mon pompe d'amour

Italian:
leccare la mia pompa di amore

English:
lick my love pump

Use it in good health (or you may transmit something)
Comments (4)add comment

Anonymous said:

Hmm, could come in handy for when I get on the bus!
February 23, 2002

kum said:

Hey Yugo, I thought you didn't like political stories? This sounds like a page out of the Prime Minister and Cabinet's Guidelines?
February 26, 2002

PeterReith said:

Je t' aime baise
February 28, 2002

PERVIS KZ said:

Hey, what about the universal language. In Esperanto its something like:





leki mia ami pumpi





And for those who can't get enough Esperanto :





furzi means fart





frandzi means to perform cunnilingus on





fingrumi to masturbate





Fek! means Shit!





kaco means prick





midzi means to give a blow job to





A patrinfikulo is a motherfucker





A pic^o is a cunt





putinfilac^o is a son of a bitch





sodomii and sodomiigi (lets not go there)





and for good measure,





kaki is taking a shit.





December 30, 2003

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