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Home Life and Style Under The Influence EPIDURAL ROMANCE - FUCK I NEED DRINK

EPIDURAL ROMANCE - FUCK I NEED DRINK

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Meet Maria, she with a full bodied voluptuous figure. I have a rakish handsome, with hair to boot.
'Twas on the desert sands we met.
Now goddamn it; get me a drink.

It was her pants, her pants that drove me wild.
I was afraid that she might have left the room.

My third eye stood to attention and addressed the throng:

"I've told you my story, now tell me yours..."
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agitprop said:

Don't you meet "twat on the desert sands"?
April 29, 2005

Anonymous said:

I WAS AT HOSPITAL. in bed.

i called for the nurse.

desperately, for my bowels were about to empty.



but alas, she did not hear the call...



i was swimmin' in it!
April 30, 2005

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