"Life is grand" she shouted. And I shouted "But death is just the best!"
Blubber and come right out her fucking blow hole.
Her eyes darted like a naughty little fish. Oh what a naughty little fish she was.
And then I came and I swore I felt like the mighty Ahab. Nothing like fucking a blue whale for your green credentials. I felt like a 1980s Peter Garret; all warm and fuzzy.
Saving the whales is piss easy when your cock is as big as mine. I am a mighty green warrior; fucking whale bitches to save them all.
SteveIrwin'sLittlePecker
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Cynical observer
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Look what happened after non-core John and gormless Irwin started shamelessly hugging each other in public. Irwin kills himself stupidly, then his mate John throws it all away politically. I tell you, no good can come from naming a ship after Steve Irwin. Why not name it The Flying Dutchman or the Titanic? |
Digger
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I thought the bald one was the pinup boy for you lefty losers? He is a perfect role model: loves to spout rhetoric while actually doing nothing. Like all-talk-no-action lefties! Digger, Cranbourne |
Lefty Loser
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Well, it is hard to win when pricks like Garrett betray us. There is no hope for the earth. Talking about ships- farewell port phillip bay. Another environmental disaster we can thank Garrett for. Thank you - you fucken bald headed moron. Dumping tonnes and tonnes of toxic waste in the middle of our bay. Good one knob head. |
I've had enough
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Now the freaks are fucking the whales... FUCKING THE WHALES! There is no hope for us. Open up the grave I'm a coming home! |
Tooth fairy
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...send me round round Robin right round like a record Robin round round round round |
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