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Home Life and Style Under The Influence SCHIZO STRIKES OZZIE'S VIRULENTLY

SCHIZO STRIKES OZZIE'S VIRULENTLY

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A local schizophrenic patient who was known to continually shout tirades against Prime Minister John Howard and President George Bush became physically violent and began attacking people at random today screaming that "nobody gives a shit" about what he had to say. "Just believe me," he cried, " I read all about them on the internet and watched them on the telly. " The situation calmed down after paramedics arrived and restrained the man and gave him his medication. Apparently he'd been skipping doses. A few weeks in a padded cell should see him right.

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pripyat said:

Can't fault him on that. Pity he can't get to bits of shit like Howard and Bush, 'o' and you, Fruitcake lickass cunt.
July 28, 2005

Chato said:

Hello sweety, I'll try to play

"MISTY" for you.

And by the way, I'm not Chato

the Apache indian. He is dead.

You probably think you are

an indian chief named Geronimo

or some such, but sweety,

that cannot be true.

You are such a darling.

Please say hello to John, your daddy.
July 28, 2005

Anonymous said:

Sorry to disappoint you boys but I made all this up. You know you take this web site far too seriously. When you grow up hopefully you will be able to tell the difference between what's real and what is not. I'm not Gay so don't try to chat me up and I'm not trying to break you two up either. You make such a lovely couple. And I've said before I don't like John Howard (not that I know him). I hope you stop felching each other long enough to take the time to read this and consider what I've said.

July 29, 2005

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