Governor Crist is cowering to the "political correctors" who are offended by The State of Florida's Anthem, claiming that the lyrics portray blacks in an illiterate and simplistic light.
The folliwing is Florida's Anthem as sung in the perspective of a recently freed Black Slave:
1st verse
Way down upon de Swanee ribber,
Far, far away,
Dere's wha my heart is turning ebber,
Dere's wha de old folks stay.
All up and down de whole creation
Sadly I roam,
Still longing for de old plantation
And for de old folks at home.
Chorus
All de world am sad and dreary,
Ebry where I roam,
Oh! darkeys how my heart grows weary,
Far from de old folks at home.
2nd verse
All round de little farm I wandered
When I was young,
Den many happy days I squandered,
Many de songs I sung.
When I was playing wid my brudder
Happy was I
Oh! take me to my kind old mudder,
Dere let me live and die.
Chorus
3rd verse
One little hut amond de bushes,
One dat I love,
Still sadly to my mem'ry rushes,
No matter where I rove
When will I see de bees a humming
All round de comb?
When will I hear de banjo tumming
Down in my good old home?
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This is a beutiful song, I can't possibly see why any person would find it offensive.
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Big Slim Pickens
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To the tune of the Camptown Races: A Good Old Georgia boy loves Copping it in the ass, Copping it in the ass, Copping it in the ass. A Good Old Georgia boy loves Copping it in the ass, All the live long day. From a big African Brother From a big African Brother A Good Old Georgia boy loves Copping it in the ass, All the live long day. |
Unregistered
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There is an unofficial Oz national anthem that sorta goes: Johnny the pig, he likes it big. Up his arse, it's all first-class. He squeals like a piggy, and gets a biggy. Johnny calls you chum, if you bust his bum! Oink! Oink! (add verses to suit personal lack of taste) - busted-arse Liberal Party supporter |
Ricardovitz
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Something about the format don't tell a person where to put his name. Need a box that says "NAME"! |
TEX LUMBAGO
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You need to register as a XenoxNews user. Click on the Unregistered Correspondent link ontop of the home page and take it from there. |
Ricardovitz
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I know I'm on the other end of this 'ole world from the Aussies, but I just don't believe in registering with any organization associated with Australia. The last registraton that Australians had was the registration of firearms. Then the Aussie Kiesers and Barrons ripped your citizens' firearms from their cold dead fingers, once they were able to track them down!!!!! Registration is for government suck-ups, sheeple, drug-guzzling hippies, and mindless lemmings. It aint' for the God-Fearing, Freedom-loving, Nanny-State hating people. |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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Ricky, you are so right! Registration IS for government suck-ups and sheeple. I'm sure you will be pleased to know, that at my Recreational Psychiatry unit we register no one! That's right - zero. No killjoy federal investigation will find any evidence that may tax their feeble little minds. Now, I'm sure that information has put your mind at rest. Come and visit me, and I promise that you will find it a compelling experience to help pure science enlarge its surgical and chemical knowledge. I have never seen a jar that was not improved by having some tissue floating in it... |
Ricardovitz
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things done, I do rightly believe that. I'm pleased to hear that you too frown on registration propounded by Nanny-State Sheeple zombies. I recon that there is no need to me to take your time and money by physically attending your facility. Of course, we's both know that using string theory and all, I'm already there - yep, right there next to you right now, I say, Mr. Benway. Aint' that something to think about? But, I do recognize that there are some left-bent, drug-guzzling psuedo-scientists that don't believe in string theory, and I sure hope ya ain't one of them. But, if'n you are, that's ok, because I'm a reasonable sort of person. Just need for you to provide me with funding, or at least airline tickets to get to your laboratory. I weigh only 180 lbs., but I will need to bring approx. 170 lbs of "equipment". Equipment these days is so heavy, even the titanium stuff! Have you tried out any of them carbon-polymer surgical tools yet, Mr. Benway? I find that Aussie airport workers don't even pay no nevermind to them - basically a no-hassle alternative to the old metal stuff. Well, I'd like to know your thoughts on these things. Oh, and thanks for the speling tips! |
DOCTOR_BENWAY
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"Doctor", Ricky. Not "Mister". Correct professional title is "Doctor". I get called all kinds of things (mothafucka, fraud, unprofessional, wicked beast), but not "Mister" (except by disgusting prostitutes, who sometimes aid me in my scientific research). Ricky, I wonder at the effort that you take to adjust the spellings of so many common words - do you use a software such as a spell-wrecker to help you in this? As for the medical implements, what I carry with me is standard kit. If I need to experiment, I get a local toolmaker to manufacture equipment to my design specs. They then deliver the item on a low-loader. I use a lot of very large jars also. |
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