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Home Life and Style Under The Influence What Jesus Wouldn't do...

What Jesus Wouldn't do...

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1. Fuck his mother
2. Ride a donkey to Jew-usa-lem
3. Have a slash in the Garden of Gethsemane


4. Kiss an Arab woman
5. Drive an electric car
6. Wear polo shirts with a tie
7. Dance wildly while under the influence
8. Protest for socialism



Our Lord will do many things, but here a just a few that he won't.

Comments (5)add comment

FlimFlamMan said:

Would the messiah care to drop by to clean it up?
December 19, 2007

Cynical observer said:

Rumour has it, that Saint non-core John was into the first thing on your list.
December 19, 2007

a mate said:

Would jesus give mohamed a hummer to keep the peace?
December 22, 2007

Horny said:

Would he give him a blow job?
December 22, 2007

Howard Hater said:

Too late now, but Saint non-core John would have been your cock-sucking gimp for a promised vote leading up to the election. John was the nearest thing to God among the John-loving suckholes.
December 22, 2007

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