Look what I got for Xmas!
I've had it with church. I've had it with morals.
I want something that makes me dick stand hard this Xmas. Satan has the gift.
The promises of the baby messiah are pure nonsense; better for me are the lies of Lucifer. Buy my soul Satan, I'll sell it for a whore or two. Anything better than this shithouse I am in now.
This is my dream. My living nightmare. That this one will fuck me.
On my Xmas tree I stuck a naked angel, a buxom cherub. My tree baubles reflect the holy trinity; cunt, crack and her anus.
What your rectum will look like once I’ve finished with you.
Hey Satan I'm on a winner now...
Time to bring home the Bacon brother, my head is on the floor and hell is fast by the door...
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Perfect Pete
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You can have a boner and be a committed Christian. You just have to marry the girl in question. Cheers Perfect Pete, Utah |
Herr Fudgeduncle
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I didnt get to fuck Santa but I pinned one of his elves from behind. What a godawful mess I made! |
Cynical observer
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No, No, Herr F. You must have meant "suck Fanta" because the other thing is unthinkable! |
Herr Fudgeknuckle
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Imbibe that hated Nazi elixir? Never! Maybe I confused santa with the easter bunny? After a few drinks and a pipe full of Ice I am known to be slightly disorientated. Herr Fruityfinger |
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