Excited by excitement: I am excited by excitement!
Bored with boredom: I am bored with boredom.
Excited by excitement: I can also become bored of boredom.
Bored with boredom: Well I am never excited by excitement.
Excited by excitement: But you are boring and bored with boredom.
Boring: He is not boring; he is bored with boredom. I am boring.
Excited: I am excited, with you being boring and bored with boredom being bored with boredom.
A Fuckhead: I am a fuckhead.

Tara Stiles (personal yoga instructor to Deepak Chopra) demonstrates some very important yoga moves that you can do on your couch. Watch carefully and follow along...

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In the interests of Public Safety:

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1. Put shotgun barrel in mouth
2. Pull trigger