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CURE FOR INDECISIVENESS

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1. Put shotgun barrel in mouth
2. Pull trigger

CUre ofr Indecisiveness

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An explanation of reality said:

An explanation of reality will be had when the last neuron leaves your skull.
January 20, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

I reckon that you Australiens done got yer testicals lopped off way long ago. Dern't even know what a Shotgun looks like no more. THAT TAIN'T NO SHOTGUN, drug guzzlin dummies. That thar is a black powder cap 'n ball rifle. Look upside that thar barrel 'n ya can see spirlin grooves.

But, don't you fret none. All you got to do is vote for me, Ricardovitz in this here year fer Prime Minister of Australia. I'll git you yer guns back, and with that I guaranty y'all is gonna grow back yer testicals. But, boy oh boy, you'all done been feminized fer so long, tain't gonna be easy.
January 20, 2010

Crocodile Dundeal said:

Het Ric old mate, I reckon you should take this blokes advice and do the shotty polka
January 21, 2010

Yahoodie said:

But which shotgun should I use? and which shells?

http://www.wikihow.com/Choose-...nd-Chokes.
January 22, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

You dum city slicker - How 'bout you go right ahead and stuff a 3" 12 gague magnum in thar and see what happens to ya! Dum retard. THAT THAR TAIN'T NO SHOTGUN. Tis a rifle. Shoots boolits! Need's waddin, powder, cap and boolit ta make it go, you guntarded idiot.
January 22, 2010

Wally said:

You don't need to use the pretty gun in the picture. Whatever you have lying around will do just fine. Works better if you load it and take the safety off.
January 23, 2010

Crocodile Dundeal said:

I reckon old Ric will just talk himself to death
January 23, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

Funnyest dern thing when castroated Australians talk to us free Dixie folks 'bout guns.
January 23, 2010

Yahoodie said:

But the instructions say to put a shotgun in your mouth Dickheadowitz.
January 26, 2010

Yahoodie said:

Happy Australia day. Thought this site would be blacked out .....
January 26, 2010

FlimFlamMan said:

Australia; just another rock we live on
January 26, 2010

Ricardovitz said:

I reckon its time itlampt gh tilghf conblspamation. Yankee land drg lstrr RI abtl rgr. Dixie. S.Dixine. 144.6 - 144.8. It's gettin mightly late, boys and girls. Signin off fer now - see y'all real soon.
February 03, 2010

Loony Les said:

You on the moonshine ya fucking hillbilly cunt? If you cant type then dont type ya fucking numbskull!
February 04, 2010

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