THE RICH BROWN WATERS OF OZ

Created: Thursday, 10 August 2006 Written by Chato

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In honour of recycled sewage as a way to
boost QLD property prices, and the
famous turd-dislodging Beattie stick.


"Beat Me With Your Beattie Stick"
aka "The Oz Shit-Eaters Song"
By JOHNNY AND THE GSTs
(Apologies to Ian Dury and the Blockheads)

In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan
Every woman, every man

Beat me with your Beattie stick.
Beat me! Beat me!
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich,
Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!
Beat me with your Beattie stick.
Beat me slowly, Beat me quick.
Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!

In the wilds of Borneo
And the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo, Arapaho
Move their body to and fro.

Beat me with your Beattie stick.
Beat me! Beat me!
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!
Beat me with your Beattie stick.
It's nice to be a lunatic.
Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!

Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!

In the dock of Tiger Bay
On the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to Santa Fe
Over hills and far away

Beat me with your Beattie stick.
Beat me! Beat me!
C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?
Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!
Beat me with your Beattie stick.
Two fat persons, click, click, click.
Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!

Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!
Beat me!
Beat me!
Beat me! Ow!
Beat me!
Beat me!
Beat me! Beat me!
Beat me (x5)
Beat me! Beat me! Beat me!