BABY BLUDGEONER CAUGHT

Previously reported schizophrenic patient has turned out to be more seriously deranged than intially thought. Turned out he's been bludgeoning babies to death for many years. Apparently it started out as a reaction to the death's of baby seals that he saw on a TV News Report. In his mind he became a seal and sought revenge on the humans by treating their young the same. Two current Xenox News members were nearly victims of this man (Cheato and Pimplesquat) in their childhood however they were saved by the intervention of the man's mother and escaped with their lives but were permanently brain damaged.

One of the surviving victims

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