XenoxNews Announcement
Monday, 24 July 2006
By TEX LUMBAGO
The staff of Xenoxnews.com has finally re-emerged from their re-education at the Murdoch Facility for Fine Journalism.From this day forward they pledge anew to gainsay the nay-sayers; to demand love and bread for all; to grasp freedom like a morning erection; and to praise all our leaders.
Pleasantly surprised you will be by their new tone of defiance; doped to the gills on the goody pills our reporters will burn the midnight oil to tell you the truth of this warped existence; where up is down, you can’t say fuck, and people just die die die.
Thank you for you attention.
Editor-in-chief
Tex Lumbago
