Dear Ricky! Can you help me with my farming?

Dear Ricardovitz,

I understand you have experience with the rural lifestyle. I am trying to adapt my ways to it. I recently bought a 10 acre plot and plan to cultivate fruit and vegetables from the soil and maybe run a few sheep to keep the grass down.

Can you give any handy fucking farming hints to a beginner like me?

 

Awaiting your reply,

Mr Goldman Sachs

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