FATHER OF OZ
Friday, 04 November 2005
By Chato
If Uncle Suckhole is the father ofthe Howardland Nation... Does that make him guilty of
incest or abuse of power,
or both things?
Does it open up the possibility
of him being gay?
Should we offer him as a sacrifice
to the Fertility God immediately,
or torture him first?
Can we be sure the God would not
be offended and smite us down?
Would his sacrifice be a waste of
useful petfood?
Is Wind Bagzly a jellyfish?
Do ducks quack?
