WHAT DOES DIM BULB 'OPUS DEI' DEVOTEE ABBOTT WEAR UNDER HIS PANTS?

Tony Abbott is a senior figure in 70 year old Aussie PM Howard’s government. He is well known as a devout Catholic who is always fondling his rosary under the table.



He is also suspected as being a leading member of the Australian branch of Opus Dei.

So is this what he is wearing under his trousers?



This crude device is worn around the thigh by high ranking members of the sinister Catholic cult. Like a 21st century hair shirt it’s supposed to let the wearer feel the pain of Jesus crucifixion. No wonder that worm Abbott is always squirming around...

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