Wife Whoppee!

Saturday, 03 February 2007 By Serge Rimsitoff

I made a mistake and put an ad for a wife-swap.
You don't know what sorts of bitches I got.

Some were black, some were poor.
Some wanted me to come in via the back door.

But they hadn't even swept the stairs...

I'd like to have some wife Whoppee you see;
but with a criteria set by me.

She gotta be Chinese and with a nice pair.
And to do what needs to be done:
Cook me dinner, roll over lay down and let me in.

Not too much to ask?

I sit on the porch with the current wife and discuss the end of days.
"how many women do you require?"
None is too much and infinity won't do.

Pithy Quote

Rimbaud restored literature to life; I have endeavored to restore life to literature. In both of us the confessional quality is strong, the moral and spiritual preoccupation uppermost. The flair for language, for music rather than literature, is another trait in common. With him I have felt an underlying primitive nature which manifests itself in strange ways. Claudel styled Rimbaud "a mystic in the wild state." Nothing could describe him better. He did not "belong" - not anywhere. I have always had the same feeling about myself. The parallels are endless. I shall go into them in some detail, because in reading the biographies and the letters I saw these correspondences so clearly that I could not resist making note of them. I do not think I am unique in this respect; I think there are many Rimbauds in this world and that their number will increase in time. I think the Rimbaud type will displace, in the world to come, the Hamlet type and the Faustian type. The trend toward a deeper split. Until the old world dies out utterly, the "abnormal" individual will tend more and more to become the norm. The new man will find himself only when the warfare between the collectivity and the individual ceases. Then we shall see the human type in its fullness and splendor.