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I found that boy Chato...

Thursday, 03 July 2008 By Ricardovitz

After much research, I found Chato jest 'bout in my back yard Now, I'm over yonder the next state from where I done found Chato. Chato is livin in Dadeville Alabama. Here's where he's wroking at:

Authentic Mexican Food

Experience a taste of Old Mexico when you visit Chato's Wetback Restaurant in downtown Dadeville. You will find baboon faces and lazy service at a price that can't be beat. If you just ignore them 7 wetback families livin in the restaurant, you can git yerself some decent grub. Nathan says you won't find any ornaments made in Kazchinkistan or Chinorea - they's all from Tijuiana.

Chato's is a family friendly - where you can watch the young wetback ladies do naked "quarter squats" on friday nights and have amorous relations with donkeys every thrusday during happy hour. Chato says bring the little niños and swap them out for little gringo babies on monday nights. Cock fighting and dawg fights every Saturday night.

Ain't nothin you cain't find at Chato's that they ain't done in Tijuiana!