Let's get real

A friend's homebrew made using a Cooper's kit, was better than the shop-bought bottled Coopers! Truly! I will have to check if he is still brewing - he is not local unfortunately [:-(].

air freight me a six pack will ya

I'm a n*g*e* and I fucked a white chick.

Really?

Once me and the boys got sooo pissed on Coopers....
I remember at one stage i feel down and sat on one of this bottles; it fucking plugged my arse!

reminds me of what my dirty ol uncle used to do me sister...make her sit on beer bottles...dirty old fucker he was.

Hmmmm....Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale.

"Brewed with choice malts and an extended top fermentation, Coopers Extra Strong Vintage Ale will improve with age, becoming more interesting and complex in flavour for up to 18 months. The results are well worth the wait! 7.5% Alc/Vol "

You're all worthless and weak!

I only drink light beer

Then you would have enjoyed some Howard/Costello "Golden Showers Warm Yellow Ale" as did many brain-dead Aussies.
For a while there it was provided in copious quantities - fresh, warm, and free! Now comes the hangover!

Drop and give me twenty!

Drop and give me a blow job

@Ricardovitz Right...