What Jesus Wouldn't do...
Wednesday, 19 December 2007
By The Very Rev. Rev
1. Fuck his mother2. Ride a donkey to Jew-usa-lem
3. Have a slash in the Garden of Gethsemane
4. Kiss an Arab woman
5. Drive an electric car
6. Wear polo shirts with a tie
7. Dance wildly while under the influence
8. Protest for socialism
Our Lord will do many things, but here a just a few that he won't.
