Have you fucked a whale?
Friday, 18 January 2008
By SteveIrwin'sLittlePe
I have. Luckily my cock is big enough to fill the cows cunt."Life is grand" she shouted. And I shouted "But death is just the best!"
Blubber and come right out her fucking blow hole.
Her eyes darted like a naughty little fish. Oh what a naughty little fish she was.
And then I came and I swore I felt like the mighty Ahab. Nothing like fucking a blue whale for your green credentials. I felt like a 1980s Peter Garret; all warm and fuzzy.
Saving the whales is piss easy when your cock is as big as mine. I am a mighty green warrior; fucking whale bitches to save them all.
SteveIrwin'sLittlePecker
