FIGHTING BACK

Created: Friday, 12 May 2006 Written by Chato
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Labor shows how bad it can suck now
that it has lost all its teeth!


Keywords:
pathetic, sickly, weak, spastic,
constipated, lethargic, confused,
hopeless, doomed, Ralph Wiggum.

Here's the scenario:
The Uncle Suckhole nazi regime rolls
out another load of budget crap, and
Kim Bigbagofshitzly fights back with
typical energy and the New Style Labor
Party conviction.

Kim:
"I am leader of the Labor Federal
Opposition and I plan to stay as that
forever. I cannot find any fault with
Suckhole policy, as we seem to have
lost all our own Labor policies.
I would have written some on a piece
of paper, but I ate all my crayons!"