KIM WILL WIN NEXT ELECTION...

...for Johnny the wind-up troll doll...


...who will promptly hand the prime ministership
to Tony A. Robot, the berserker killing vandal
that will then complete the job of destroying
the sad remains of what was once a nation.

John Hogturd, despite being the highest example
of Ostrichlian manhood, can no longer lie with
his old vigour. His ancient microcontroller
developed bugs in the program and all those who
could write code for it have long since died.

So it is Tony A. Robot that must complete the
great thatcherite work of nation demolition,
with help from the no-opposition ably led by
Kim Bigbagoshitzly.

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