JOHN AND JOHN

Created: Tuesday, 31 October 2006 Written by Chato
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Rodent gets aid and comfort from the Golden
Voice in his quest to fan public hysteria,
and get the mob in the mood to lynch a poor
shocked muslim cleric, who dared to speak.


The poor bastard did not realize that Rodent
has spies everywhere - listening to hear any
little thing that King Rat can use to his
political advantage.

There was Rodent sucking-up to the Golden
Voice on his talk-back program. Putting on
the very sincere, very humble little voice:

"I would not urge a lynching for my own
political advantage - No! I only do this
sort of filthy thing for the greater good!"

It got even worse as Rodent degenerated to
his greasy, supplicating voice.
The text that fits his grovelling tone goes
something like this:

"I am so very honoured to be able to use
your grotesque radio show to further my sick
agendas - could you please part your arse
cheeks a little more so that I can get my
tongue in deeper still?"

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